PRIVACY PROTOCOL

We know the humans are just the chauffeurs and treat-dispensers. Your location and identity are kept off-grid. We don't track your GPS; we only care if your dog is patrolling the backyard. No names, no addresses, no tails told.

Any data submitted via the Prospecting page is locked in a digital chew-proof safe. We do not sell, trade, or sniff out your information to third-party "cats." Your email is used only for official Club Summons and Armory drops.

Our security is handled by the Enforcer Squad. Any attempt to breach our servers will be met with 24/7 strategic barking. We use standard encryption because even 1%ers value a secure perimeter.

The only cookies we care about are the ones with peanut butter. However, this site may use digital cookies to remember your preferences. You can disable them in your browser, but the High Table will know you're being difficult.